J's Chimes: 2D To 3D Again...

Once again Japan AV Industries decided to copy the anime Mayoi Neko Overrun and make it into an adult film. A rough comparison can be seen as of above and certainly catching the eyes of fans from this anime and genre... Yet again another shima pantsu scene and characters that doesn't seem to match the anime. Not too fond of animes turned 3D and especilly so if its a pron production. 2D animation still looks better nonetheless... With the new season animes out sometime ago with Gosick, Freezing, Yumekui, etc, I would not be surprise if any of those are to become the target of the AV industries yet again soon...

J's Chimes: Custom Maid 3D Awes...

Apart from Illusion Soft, Eroge company KISS finally debuts a 3D eroge known as Custom Maid 3D. Somehow or rather, it looks similar to the title 3D Custom Girl but with additional modes as seen in the videos below. Trying to get my hands on it for a better review, other than that the graphics are somewhat astounding. What's even better is that you could customise just about anything you'd want. Perhaps a quick video would show you more...


Seems like the characters are completely customizable with this new game, eroges can't get any better than this... Remembered them being pixels and in 2D in the past but things sure change over the years...


My personal favorite would be the dance scene wich is so much like the Idolmaster style kinda game. All eyes will be on this game pretty soon because of it as Idolmaster fans will soon take notice of it soon enough. Gathering more info about this game so stay tune for more...

J's Chimes: Ads To Touch For...

Advertisement boards are now made to touch with a seemingly eye-catching part for people to grope and laugh out loud. Guess its a promotion of a new eroge game nonetheless which explains the protruding part...


Attention getting it is, it's kinda creative in a way as we normally wouldn't thought of something like this for an ad. However due to the fact that it is placed in a seemingly dangerous area where all eyes are watching you groping a signboard...


Putting such at the electronic sensors isn't such a good idea too since people would be walking through the entrance and would be really strange to be caught groping such items in public... perhaps you should navigate to somewhere else safer?

J's Chimes: Tenga Gets Animated Mascots

Tenga, A company that specializes in making its ona cups or preferably known as masturbatory products, decides to create their very own manga characters as mascots for their products. They even name them Tengirls and for some reason or another, it attracts a couple of attention and probably not many people would know what it is...


Tenga creates a character for each of their products presumably by their names and looks. For example a soft type is depicted from a lolicon character whereas a US Tenga is depicted by a strong women probably because of the products shear size and stuff...


And there's plenty more where that came from with the all new Flip Hole types in 2 colors Black and White... It's amazing how Japan could even turn a product like that into manga girls...


Still don't know what we are talking about? Then take a look at this video and understand what this is about. And if you seriously wanted to have a feel of it, I suggest heading down to Marina Square in a shop known as Cactus where products displayed by people are sold. Try playing dumb and ask what Tenga is to the sales assistants and see what they reply...

J's Chimes: Itasha Laptops

Tony Taka, a top erotic illustrator who drew for the H games like Sora No Iro Mizu No Iro and Fault! have had his drawings Itasha on Laptops. Costing 150,000 yen or approximately SGD$2346, the specs are more or less sufficient if brought to our country. Comes with 2 designs but would prefer the gothic dress girls a lot more. Tony Taka is also famous for drawings in Shining Wind and it's a shame Xecti wasn't a model in this Laptop Itasha. Well, there are still many ways in which you do get this for cheap... For example printing it out and pasting it on your laptop for the same effect and all or have it done through retail shops which can help print it and make a new cover for your Laptop...

J's Chimes: My Little Sister Can't Be This Porno...

With the popularity of Ore No Imouto sweeping across Japan, the anime is easily being at the watchful eyes of the porno industry and sooner than you expected, something of a parody version came out in the market... This is one of the crazy examples of anime taken to extremities in which am not in favor of. Popular animes like Evangelion to K-On! had already been targeted and it's nothing new to this industry.


Perhaps the most unacceptable thing about these DVDs is that the actors and actresses taking on the role of Kirino, her brother and Kuroneko aren't really impressive, causing criticism and a stir in forums. Likewise, how can this ugly guy be Kirino's brother?! And Kuroneko being so well endowed?


And here's a short clip for you to ponder about why this guy can be the main character of this 'Soap Opera'... A little comparison between the anime version from the bottom left and the main show provided for all your criticism needs...

J's Chimes: Japan Love Hotels

Ever wonder what love hotels would look like inside? Well surprisingly, it's not your average hotels in which you would see when you travel. The interiors are so well furnished and attractive that it would amazed you with each room you visit. Yup, the rooms are furnished into many different themes and taste preferences according to customers demands... One such example would be this Hello Kitty above.


Even the common corridor is well furnished and look different. Perhaps to get people into the mood and arouse your excitement?


There are seriously many different themes in each room and one such would be this cage-in bed which sort of gives an SM theme to it. Talk about creativity...


And if you'd like to reminisce your childhood past, how about a room which reassembles a carousel? I didn't even know they could actually do that in a small room...


The bathrooms are also uniquely design and could well be better than your house... Well, if you love some bubble time with your loved ones, I don't see why not...


Some themes for the rooms are absolutely beautiful that they look so much like a museum of arts rather than a love hotel room. I think one would spend more time admiring the room rather than doing what you'd supposed to do here...


However, these rooms doesn't really come cheap. What surprises me is that Love Hotels are able to scrap out a profit though Japan is ranked as one of the least sexually active country in the world as to compared with others.

J's Chimes: Creative & Humorous Condom Ads

One of the most least talked about topic would be sex due to the fact that Singapore is a very much conservative country. And even if you do, there certainly will be stares around you and people would be disgusted about this. However so, condoms have a very long history and first developed about 90 years ago and were made with many different types of materials. Not to mention different sizes, fit, flavor... er, you get the point. Anyway, let's just look into 10 ads that would surely lift your eyebrows...


Well, Durex fits all sizes as depicted on the ad... The third person is probably the strangest of all that's for sure...


Looks kinda pure and innocent but you should get the picture what it's trying to say... For others, let's just say that is a very long pencil with toy on it's tip...


There's only one word to describe a guy in that position and that is 'overload'... whereas there are plenty of words for the other...


It would be really bad if you were in a situation such as this. Really heavy and so much so that you'd need to drag it down the beach with you...


I remember Duracell batteries uses a pink rabbit for its ads depicting that it could last very long with its batteries. Well, Durex got a bit more creative by making it everlasting just like the power of that battery...


Features lubricants that could help with a smooth entry... But it wouldn't be this hard until you'd scratch the table without it ya?


Does so means that it feels.... good... Even with it on, it feels.... good....


What it means is that it could last so long that you'd even drink tons of water to avoid exhaustion... And it still doesn't break and goes on and on...


The worse thing that could happen is to have our third leg hitting on the pole when in the competition... Though you'd manage to jump past it, doesn't mean your other leg have similar reflexes...


Personally, my favorite ad would be this because in many sense it is simple and yet still depicts what it supposed to. Probably the most creative of them all...